TOM'S EXCUSE

  Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

  Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go

  Slow".

  汤姆的借口

  老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?

  汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写："学校----慢行。"

  精彩笑破你的肚子的英语笑话(二)
  Gardening Gloves

  For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

  Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

  艺手套

  几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么物。我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”

  那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的物。“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看：里面包一双艺手套。

  精彩笑破你的肚子的英语笑话(三)
  One open hummer turn a corner to meet acquaintances, chat.

  When a guy says: "the elder brothers, to drive forward, narrow road, a corner to my car."

  Open hummer says scornfully: "what car you drive not to, wait a minute."

  Men spoke a few times, hummer owner did not move.

  Guy a little bit angry said: "don't move is! A moment touch bad don't call ah!"

  Then go, hummer owner and his friend also said: "what car and don't touch me."

  Just then, his friend looked up, said: "you still let! He came over."

  Hummer owners turned a look, oh! Get on the bus go right away.

  Just behind the man in the call: "you are not afraid of touch? Don't go!"

  Hummer owner: "you didn't say you open the digger!"

  一人开悍马到拐弯出碰到熟人，下车聊天。

  这时过来一男的说：“哥们，车朝前开开，拐弯路窄，我车过不来。”

  开悍马车不屑的说：“你开什么车过不来，等一会。”

  男的说了几次，悍马车主就是不动。

  男的有点生气说：“不动是吧!一会碰坏了别叫呀!”

  然后走了，悍马车主还和他朋友说：“什么车能和我别碰。”

  正说，他朋友抬头一看说：“你还是让让吧!他开过来了。”

  悍马车主转身一看，哎呀!马上上车就走。

  刚才那男的在后面叫：“你不是不怕碰吗?别走呀!”

  悍马车主：“你也没说你开的挖掘机呀!”