He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote".
最开始他的手在她的肩膀和背部游走。接着摸到了胸脯，轻轻地抚摸着它们。
然后他继续轻轻地摸她的身侧，滑过她的肚子，顺着腰向下摸。
接着他温柔地抚摸她的臀部，摸完这边摸那边。然后他的手伸进了她的大腿外侧。
他轻轻的摸着她的左大腿内侧，然后停了下来，接着摸向右边的大腿。
这个时候女人已经有点感觉了，她稍稍扭动身体，换了个更舒服的姿势。
男子突然停下来，躺回了床的另外一边。
“你怎么停下来了？” 她小声地说。
他也小声回答道：“我找到遥控器了。”
2.
My wife's in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich.
It was mine!
我妻子在吃了一个培根三明治后进了医院。
那是我的三明治！
3.My daughter said, “Dad, what do you want for your tea?”
I said, “Nothing for me love, I’ve lost my appetite.”
She said, “That’s not like you.”
“I know,” I said, “but I’ve just seen yer mum trying on a bikini.”
我女儿说：“爸爸，你想喝点茶吗？”
我说：“我不喝了，我没胃口。”
她说：“这可不像你啊。”
“我知道，”我说，“可是我刚看了你妈妈试穿一件比基尼啊。”
4."Your son just called me an old cow" said my neighbour.
"That's disgraceful" I said "I keep telling him not to judge people by their appearance".
“你儿子刚刚叫我老牛。”我的邻居说道。
“太丢人了，”我说，“我一直教导他不要以貌取人啊。”
5.
The woman next door has a sexual problem that is life threatening.
Me.
隔壁的女人正面临着威胁生命的性骚扰问题。
我。
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote".
最开始他的手在她的肩膀和背部游走。接着摸到了胸脯，轻轻地抚摸着它们。
然后他继续轻轻地摸她的身侧，滑过她的肚子，顺着腰向下摸。
接着他温柔地抚摸她的臀部，摸完这边摸那边。然后他的手伸进了她的大腿外侧。
他轻轻的摸着她的左大腿内侧，然后停了下来，接着摸向右边的大腿。
这个时候女人已经有点感觉了，她稍稍扭动身体，换了个更舒服的姿势。
男子突然停下来，躺回了床的另外一边。
“你怎么停下来了？” 她小声地说。
他也小声回答道：“我找到遥控器了。”
2.
My wife's in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich.
It was mine!
我妻子在吃了一个培根三明治后进了医院。
那是我的三明治！
3.My daughter said, “Dad, what do you want for your tea?”
I said, “Nothing for me love, I’ve lost my appetite.”
She said, “That’s not like you.”
“I know,” I said, “but I’ve just seen yer mum trying on a bikini.”
我女儿说：“爸爸，你想喝点茶吗？”
我说：“我不喝了，我没胃口。”
她说：“这可不像你啊。”
“我知道，”我说，“可是我刚看了你妈妈试穿一件比基尼啊。”
4."Your son just called me an old cow" said my neighbour.
"That's disgraceful" I said "I keep telling him not to judge people by their appearance".
“你儿子刚刚叫我老牛。”我的邻居说道。
“太丢人了，”我说，“我一直教导他不要以貌取人啊。”
5.
The woman next door has a sexual problem that is life threatening.
Me.
隔壁的女人正面临着威胁生命的性骚扰问题。
我。
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